Category: Squirt A

"I could not hear what they say about me, my 2 Stanley Cup rings were stuffed in my ears."

"Every day is a great day for hockey."

"The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem."

"You're playing worse every day and right now you're playing like the middle of next week."

"I just tape four Tylenols to it."

"You don't have enough talent to win on talent alone.”

"I don't want to get into a 'he said, she said' with the refs...I'm the he"

"In Canada, you're not a hockey player until you've lost some teeth."

“I always tell Bobby he was up in the air so so long that I had had time to shower and change before he hit the ice.”

"I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie."

"Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt."