Squirt A Calendar

"You're playing worse every day and right now you're playing like the middle of next week."

"The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem."

"Every day is a great day for hockey."

"You don't have enough talent to win on talent alone.”

"Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt."

"I don't want to get into a 'he said, she said' with the refs...I'm the he"

"In Canada, you're not a hockey player until you've lost some teeth."

"I just tape four Tylenols to it."

"I could not hear what they say about me, my 2 Stanley Cup rings were stuffed in my ears."

“I always tell Bobby he was up in the air so so long that I had had time to shower and change before he hit the ice.”

"I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie."